So, as most people should know, New Moon, the movie based off of the second book in the Twilight suck-ga, premiered last night (today? Midnight? Yeah), and I must say, most of my classes were empty.

What do people see in these books? Edtard is an abusive pedo sparkly asshat, Bella sets feminism back about four hundred years, SMeyer can't write, the characters are one-dimensional, the books have no plot to them, and to be completely honest, they're a good substitute for toilet paper.

Any Twihards want to debate with me over this? Come on, have at it. I'm ready.

En garde.